Given a kernel

So, have you ever thought or said something that may not be particularly appropriate but you still thought it anyways? Well, I have. I'll admit it.

Like today, in the shower. My son picks up this plastic fake food ear of corn, holds it to his boyhood area and starts hissing as if he's urinating.

My first thought: Given a kernel yet longs for an ear.

Or how about the time that good 'ol Uncle D told the kids that a particular fast food joint adds sawdust as a filler to their burgers. And when our son requested to go there even after I reminded him of the claim. Yet, he still insisted.

My first thought: Eating wood won't make wood grow any longer.

Yeah, not particularly appropriate... But worth a chuckle. *sigh*