A Ring...a pretty little vibrating ring!

Let me warn you first that if your family (ahem, like parents) or easily offended you may not want to continue reading this entry. And if you do...don't say that I didn't warn you first!!

I hesitated posting this because it is a bit intimate in nature. However, considering the size of our family, I would imagine that you've already figured out that we have no problem with intimacy in our household! *smile*

We've been together err....married for 12 years and from time to time have found it helpful to be a little adventurous and buy crazy bedroom goodies. You know, like flavored massage lotions. Um, yeah.

After my hysterectomy, we decided to purchase a variety pack of flavored lube. (Those who've had this surgery understand why). With this pack, came an extra little "gift" to make things exciting. We tucked this little "gift" away, not giving it a second thought (or using it). That is, until tonight when my nephew came into the family room carrying this in his hands!

As he started down the stairs, he told me he had found something and thought it went to my cell phone. My phone was in front of me and I didn't see anything missing from it. As he got closer, he pressed the button causing it to turn on and vibrate. He said it went to my phone to make it vibrate instead of ring.

Errrrr.....uhhh......yeah, that's it!

Trying to remain calm, cool and collected, I quickly intercepted it. I asked him where he found this and he said it was in the couch cushion and was poking his foot.

ACK

I am so thankful this little "gift" didn't surface in front of our company during our holiday gatherings! And I'd still like to know which child went searching and found trouble.

Hysterectomy $9,000
Variety Pack of Lube with Free Bonus Gift: $5.00
Having your nephew hand you a vibrating (ahem) ring mortifying PRICELESS!

The only thing worse...if we had actually used it and then having someone hand it to me!