Last Weeks Pranks...

Sitter: $35
Pit Passes: $50
Coming out from a long night at the local race track to find a huge ass bra zip tied to our front window wipers:
PRICELESS

SO...in return:

Saving the same huge-ass-bra for future use: $0.00
Driving two miles into town to plant the bra on an unsuspecting persons vehicle: $1.00
Watching someone drive past you with a huge-ass-bra flapping along side of them like a wind sock:
PRICELESS

And...

Wow, I didn't realize this was a new feature Chevy offers. "Condoms on the Go" Talk about Drive Thru Service! Do you get to choose the brand and quantity as well?

(To On top of Old Smokey)
Up on the oh Tahoe
Lay a womans brazier
But he never noticed
Until it flopped in his mirror

(To Old McDonald Had a dog and Bingo was it's name oh....)
On the Tahoe was a Bra
And He didn't notice
That-it-was-right there
Hang-ing-from-the-roof
Wait-ing-for-the-chance
For every one to see it.

(To the wheels on the bus...)
The bra on the truck went Flop Flop Flop
Flop Flop Flop
Flop Flop Flop
The bra on the truck went Flop Flop Flop
As he drove thru town.